You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
