I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That accounts for only three of the penises
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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