White coat. Heels.
So drunk its hurt
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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