so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
