BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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