After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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