The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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