don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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