I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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