i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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