at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.