the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.