It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .