So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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