Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.