there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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