WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
its liver damage thursday
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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