Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
