I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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