Christians are straight up FREAKS
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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