Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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