I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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