My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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