THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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