I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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