Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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