My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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