i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
