this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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