I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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