what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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