I can text with my tongue
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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