you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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