He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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