This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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