Just fell off a train. Bad.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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