But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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