his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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