I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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