As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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