that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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