no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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