I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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