She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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