who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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