SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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