i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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