someone threw a dead crab at me
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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