he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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