I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Come see our sink grown plant.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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