what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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