So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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