I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's blow job season.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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