ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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