Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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