What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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