I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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