Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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