Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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