My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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