Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
one might say we're banned from that church
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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